Trainspotters Pub Golf 2003
Trainspotters Pub
Golf 2003
Saturday 27th December '03
The Rules:
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1.
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You will be split into groups of four. You must keep an eye on the member of your own group to ensure there is no cheating |
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2.
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You can only piss in the asterisked pubs. Pissing in the wrong place incurs a two-stroke penalty |
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3.
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Par indicates number of swigs allotted to the drink |
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4.
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After one person has finished their drink, there is a 10 minute drinking-up time. If you fail to drink up in this time, there is a two-stroke penalty |
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5.
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Vomiting incurs a two-stroke penalty |
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6.
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If one must vomit, one must shout "FORE" before doing so, otherwise it will be a five-stroke penalty |
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7.
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If an individual or specific group of individuals get us kicked out of anywhere, they have to pay for the next round for their group |
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8.
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If a member of the game refuses to drink the specified drink, his shoes and socks will be removed for the remaining time in that bar and he incurs a ten-stroke penalty |
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9.
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If, at the end of the game, the scores are tied, there will be a sudden death |
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10.
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If anybody does happen to die during the game, don't sue us, you fuckers |
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11.
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Any disreputable, yobbish or rude behaviour will be punishable by ten strokes |
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12.
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All pants/jeans must be tucked into socks. Non-compliance incurs a two-stroke penalty for every hole |
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13.
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No other drinks can be taken for the duration of the game. 5 stroke penalty per infringement |
| 14. | Water hazards (Spillage) will result in a dropped shot(s) depending on the severity of the offence. The severity is to be judged by a panel of independent adjudicators. “Extreme” water hazards will result in the replay of the hole |
The Course 2003:
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Hole
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Pub
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Piss
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Drink
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Par
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1
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Snug | Pint of Beer |
3
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2
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Snug | Vodka and Red Bull |
2
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3
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Bobbys | Baby Guinness |
1
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4
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Bobbys | * | Pint of Cider |
3
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5
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Shoemakers | Southern Comfort & Red |
2
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6
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Shoemakers | JD & Coke |
2
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7
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Cheers | Tequilla Slammer |
1
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8
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Cheers | * | Bacardi & Coke |
2
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9
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Toms | Powers & Lucozade |
3
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10
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Toms | Sambuca |
1
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11
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Hickeys | Smirnoff Ice |
2
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12
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Hickeys | * | Pint of Cider |
3
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13
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Crown | Peach Schnapps & Orange |
2
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14
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Crown | Shot of your choice |
1
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15
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Shanahans | Pint of Guinness |
3
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16
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Shanahans | * | Pint of Cider |
3
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17
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Cons | Vodka & Coke |
2
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18
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Cons | Pint of your choice |
3
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The Result:
The Winner on the night was the now forever legendary
Garvan Walsh :- who completed the round
in 18 strokes and then won the sudden death decider (2 pints) against Pearse
Cronin and Darby Buckley.
* * Congratulations to Garvan 'The Guzzler' : Pub Golf Champion 2003 * *
Final Table:
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2003
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2002
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Name
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Strokes
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1
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-
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Garvan 'The Guzzler' Walsh |
18
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2
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1
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Pearse 'Pee-Arse' Cronin |
18
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2
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-
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Darby
'PornStar' Buckley
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18
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4
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2
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Padraig
'The Shadow' Shanahan
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19
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5
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3
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Daniel
'Snuffy' Shanahan
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20
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5
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9
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Mark
'Toty' Biggane
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20
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7
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7
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Liam
'The BullShit' O'Connor
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22
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8
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11
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Frank
'Ass Coach' O'Rahilly
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24
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9
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7
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Trevor
'Your Host' O'Donoghue
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25
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10
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-
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Paul
'Dyank' McCarthy
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26
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10
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5
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Eoghan
'The Sweeney' McSweeney
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26
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12
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-
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John 'The Outsider' Reidy |
30
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Team Scores:
| Team | Members | Score |
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B
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Pearse, Snuffy, Biggane | 58 |
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D
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Frank, Garvan, Eoghan | 68 |
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A
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Trevor, Paul, Darby | 69 |
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C
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Padraig, Liam, John | 71 |
PUB-GOLF
2003
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2002
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