[Main site]    Pub Golf 2003

And finally… it was time. Pub Golf tee-off, and after a day spent picking my hole, I panicked at about 4 and said “Oh Shit, I don’t have the t-shirts yet!” I gathered the troops and we headed for Tralee to try and salvage something.

With nothing salvaged, the boys annoying the shit out of me in the car on the way back home (“Your CD’s are shit”, “Will you leave the whole song on”, “How’re we going to keep the score now dickhead!” etc, etc, etc) and being 1 hour late for the planned 5 o’clock kick-off, Donoghue was in great form!

I almost even FRAYKED!

So at about 6.30 I hit the snug, and there they were, all the brave competitors and a couple of faggots who wouldn’t play the game (the same men who were praising the game last year, bitching “oh 18 holes is too much”, etc, etc, pussy etc) were in their places. Full marks to the new-comers, Garvan “The Guzzler” Walsh, Diarmuid “Darby” Buckley and John “Liam’s Mate” Reidy.

Tim was also there and decided it would be too much for him. 3-in-a-row NK All Star and all round pussy boy Kevin Lynch was there to watch us tee off, but wouldn’t play quoting the popular favourite “18 holes is too much boy!”

So we started, I was harshly judged to have 2 stroked on the second after I nearly fucking choked on an ice-cube! Not much mercy shown by the panel, no changes there then. The sock in pants rule was only put into play before we left the snug as I thought the competitiors might be more open to suggestions after sprits were raised due to a quick pint and V+RB. This of course led to more comedy as it turned out that Pearse was wearing not only white socks, but two fucking different white socks!

For those of you wondering why we had 2 drinks in the snug, we decided that we didn’t have time to do the 18 drinks in one pub-spurts, but that we’d “easily” manage it if we had 2 drinks in 9 pubs. So we did.